My name really is Chris. I have a music taste range of FKA twigs to Ariana Grande. Florence + The Machine is my number one though. OC native in Davis paying a shit ton of money to figure out life. Loves it.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
This shit is on point.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall